Your name gives me visions of turds

I love those school girls

I'm real clever dispite not being intelligent

King Buller to a six year old child

Get out of my chair or i'll sit on your face

I don't know how to control my eyes without my glasses on !!

Matt - I’m going to make a geek t-shirt that says “ c : enter”

King Buller – Is that a joke ? I don't get it !!

I thought apples only cost 4 pence !!

JT - I don’t like Edam, as it is made backwards
King Buller - What Adam

My car is pretty good at going over speed bumps but i've now got no exhaust !!!

Do they make polos at the Royal Mint ?

Are you sure that's a Dog or is it an Eagle lying down

I made the error of putting "Shit Stain" in Google Images.